Making my way into the treacherous Domain of Anguish, guild officer, Nephelia Nekron, who's better known affectionately by her guildmates, “Neph”, stands over a heap of Margonite bodies, unfazed by the events that had preceded our meeting. She flicks her hair cooly as we begin our second edition of the ARF Officer Spotlight.Hi Neph, so what made you become a Necromancer?You know how sometimes you need people to listen, but they don't do what you say?
I find that the best methods are to send their souls to Grenth, then summon their flesh back as my submissive minions. Sure they may smell bad, but they always listen and hardly complain. That's why I fancy Necromancy – it's about giving and taking – but mostly me giving the orders and others taking the hexes.
Fair enough. Everyone has their own reasons for their choice of professions. I gather that you have a particular minion by the name of Bob, could you tell us more about this minion?He is the nicest and most subservient minion of the lot. He adoringly calls me “mom”. Really sweet. He does tend to go berserk in battle sometimes. Might have been a warrior in his previous life, I suspect.
So... why 'Bob'?It was written on some scabbard lodged into his butt... Or what's left of his butt. It's like how every Swedish furniture has a name to it. Well, this minion's 'Bob', so 'Bob' it be.
*laughs* How about Bobbly Bee? Or Bobby B? I think he likes it!No, Bob, not now. You can't eat him until this interview's over, okay?
*uneasy laugh* That's great! Moving along... what goes into maintaining a healthy, happy minion?Usually loose limbs... like an arm, or a leg, stitch'em up together good. It's always good to be in a party of allies – especially dead ones that explode from an enchantment of Death Nova - you'll never run out of reliable body parts. Know the song, “It's Raining Men”?
Uh... That's how it came about.
If you could invent your very own elite skill, what would it be and how would it work?Hmm... “Parasitic Annoyance” - summon a minion from a random corpse, and starts to bother your opponents till they go silly – causing them to become dazed and attack slower.
You're surrounded by a group of noisy, costumed kids begging you for Halloween candy, how do you respond?Why, I give the lovely adorable children some of my home-made candy apples of course.
That's very sweet of you. You like making candy apples?Yes. I only use the most rotten of apples in my backyard cemetary. The dead make the soil good for planting apple trees. Then dip the apples in glowing Mandragor venom for that shiny caramely appearance to fool kids. They're so gullible.
Oh.Children make midget, miniature minions excellent for reconnaissance missions.
Right... thank you for your time Nephelia.You're welcome.
Join us next time for another- OWW!!! YOUR MINION BIT ME!!Labels: spotlight